We have rebuilt turbos that arrived in ziplock bags. We have rebuilt turbos where the compressor wheel was still in the intercooler. We have rebuilt turbos where the oil inlet was simply not a hole that went anywhere. We have seen things. We can help.
We have watched this play out hundreds of times. There is a predictable arc to every eBay turbo purchase. It is almost beautiful in its consistency.
A curated selection from our archives. Names have been withheld to protect the innocent. The turbos, however, were not innocent.
A scientific comparison based on years of fieldwork. All figures are approximate and based on the assumption that the listing was written by a human.
| Specification | Listing Claims | What We Find | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Horsepower Rating | 600HP | ~180HP before it grenades | "600HP" refers to a theoretical universe |
| Bearing Type | Dual Ball Bearing | Journal bearing, two sleeve type, one mystery type | Ball bearing means there are balls. Somewhere. |
| Shaft Play (Radial) | Not specified | 0.025" to 0.048" | OEM spec is ~0.002"-0.003" |
| Shaft Play (Axial) | Not specified | Measurable without instruments | You can feel it with your finger |
| VSR Balancing | "Factory Balanced" | Not balanced | Factory existed. Balancing did not. |
| Included Balance Report | "VSR Certificate Included" | Same PDF, different turbo | We have seen the same report on 11 different turbos. It is one document. It is a stock photo of data. |
| Compressor Wheel | Billet Forged Aluminum | Cast, uneven blade spacing | "Forged" is a strong word choice |
| Expected Lifespan | "Long Lasting Quality" | 500-1,500 miles with luck | Luck not included |
| Oil Port Positioning | "Standard fit" | Optimistic | Sometimes the drain goes up |
| Water Ports | Included | Present. Decorative. | See File #004 |
| Included Hardware | Complete kit with gaskets | Two random bolts and a zip tie | The zip tie is the most useful item |
| Returns Policy | 30-day returns | Account no longer active | This is the way |
| Seller Rating | 99.8% positive (412 sold) | Same seller, different account | Sold under 23 store names |